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5/30/2009

Someone Fire Jeff Van Gundy... Please!

Whatup People,

So Its Been A Few Days And A Bunch Has Happened. Before I Get Into The Movies And The Music. A Few Personal Sports-Related Observations...

1. Go Lakers! Peace Out Darron Williams, Ron Artest, And J.R. Smith I Hate You And Hope You Have Fun Watchin' The Finals From Home.

2. I'm So Mad That The Lakers Have Been Broadcast On ESPN. Seriously... Please FIRE Jeff VanGundy. The Network Needs To Realize That There's A Difference Between Funny And Funny Looking. I Wish TNT Would Have Bought The Rights To All The Playoffs. But The Disney/ABC/ESPN Network Insists On Making Us Suffer. Well... At Least He's Not Kornheiser (THANK GOD!)

3.The Cavs Are Finally Proving My Point. Thank You For Not Showing Your True Lack Of Talent Until The Conference Finals. You Are The Memphis Of Professional Basketball! No Talent In The East Just Like Conference USA. Then You Play Easily Until You Finally Play Real Contenders And Fall Apart. One Man CANNOT Win A Championship! Sorry Lebron You Are Great... But Your Team F-ing Blows. Also Your Nike Commercial Puppet Looks Like It Has Down Syndrome. I Almost Feel Bad Writing That... But Then I Remembered It Was A Stupid Puppet!

4. Anderson Varejao Cut Your Fucking Hair! Just Because You're Foreign Doesn't Give You The License To Look Like A Douchebag Everyday. As Kevin Smith Would Put It... He's Fucking Clown Shoes.

5. Carlos Zambrano Is Awesome For Throwing Out That Ump! Well Done. Also These Suspensions Are Getting Out Of Hand. And Six Games Is Way Too Excessive. I Just Thought A Fine Would Have Sufficed.


3 comments:

  1. Go Lakers! I was hoping to see Kobe v. Lebron, though.

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  2. I Think The Whole World, Headed Up By Nike And David Stern Were All Hopin' For That Matchup. Let's Keep Our Fingers Crossed For Next Year.

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  3. hey check out the article i wrote for fish's blog, its all about how until lebron gets a couple rings hes got nothing on kobe

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